You've reached the phone of Doctor Martha Jones, please leave a message after the tone.
To send a MESSAGE, code 1.
To send a PAGE, code 2.
To leave a message with the CLINIC OFFICE, code 3.
To VOICE CONFERENCE, code 4.
To disconnect, code 0.

[ Look, it's Martha's Clinic, behind the front counter where you usually, you know, check in and whatnot. But she's not alone. Oh no. Cuffed to her is the one and only John Constantine, and behind the counter with them is none other than Ichigo Kurosaki.

This is Martha snatching a cigarette out of John's mouth and putting it out.

And this is Martha using that same hand to pick up her clipboard and hit both her own employee and the man she is cuffed to in one smooth and none too light strike.]

[ CUT TO JUST AUDIO ]

Unbelievable...honestly.

HEY WHAT THE HELL-----?!?!

[ and muttered oh so muttered...the third party ] Buggering buggering fuck...

Well, there you have it.


Plain as day and twice as entertaining, twice and a half maybe.